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Too many complementary drinks and your aim will become a gamble.

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This is where I met your mom.

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We’ve added a new category to our daily email. Introducing Zuppity-Do Dare! Each day you will find a new mission that will leave those around you wondering if you had some head injury since they last saw you. All photographic evidence will be posted and rewarded with a cookie.

Is it mission impossible (or CHIMPossible as we like to say)? Are you bold enough? Will you accept the challenge? Subscribe now!

The best part about this sweet X-Men covered toilet is that we are certain that our own staff writer, Gorilla Grodd totally has this at his house… And by house, I mean the secret lair in his fortress of solitude.

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The following note was found in a women’s bathroom at an office:

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