There’s probably a good reason this ride doesn’t exist.

You may know three of the four wise monkeys, See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil, but what does the 4th monkey represent?

1. Live No Evil
2. Do No Evil
3. Write No Evil
4. Smell No Evil

Answer: Do No Evil

M&M’s chocolate stands for the initials for its inventors, what are their names?

1. Morris & Mars
2. Murtle & Murrie
3. Mars & Murrie
4. Murphy & Morris

Answer: 3. Mars & Murrie

The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Monday.

If that is so, then what day is today?

The answer is Sunday.

“The day before two days after” = 1 day after.
“Day before tomorrow” = Today

1 day after today is Monday.

Today must be Sunday.

It looks like some one had to much eggnog, in your drunken stupor you’ve managed to drop all the animal head drink stirs.

Good luck figuring out what color light switch turns on the bulb.   This birds nest of code violations isn’t going to be easy, I hope you brought your “A” game.

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There have been several songs about monkeys over the years.

Of the 15 songs listed below, 3 of them are fake. Can you spot the imposter monkey songs?

1. Monkey Wrench

2. Monkey on my Back

3. Me & My Monkey

4. Monkey With A Wig

5. Monkey Boogie

6. Shake Your Monkey

7. Too Much Monkey Business

8. Tweeter and the Monkey Man

9. That Beautiful Monkey Face

10. Part Man, Part Monkey

11. Monkey In Your Soul

12. Monkey on Parole

13. The Smartest Monkeys

14. Leave My Monkey Alone

15. Monkey Wash, Donkey Rinse

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1. Monkey Wrench – Foo Fighters

2. Monkey on my Back – Aerosmith

3. Me & My Monkey – Robbie Williams

4. Monkey With A Wig-FAKE!

5. Monkey Boogie – Millencolin

6. Shake Your Monkey – Black Eyed Peas

7. Too Much Monkey Business – Chuck Berry

8. Tweeter and the Monkey Man – Traveling Wilburys

9. That Beautiful Monkey Face-FAKE!

10. Part Man, Part Monkey – Bruce Springsteen

11. Monkey In Your Soul – Steely Dan

12. Monkey on Parole-FAKE!

13. The Smartest Monkeys – XTC

14. Leave My Monkey Alone – Warren Zevon

15. Monkey Wash, Donkey Rinse – Warren Zevon

Can you help Taylor avoid her ex-boyfriends and get to her birthday party?

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Can you guess the 4 famous faces that are celebrating a birthday today?

1. I’ll complement you and your college glee club on national tv but I’m not writing you a love song. Who am I?

2. I’ve had almost 30 years to think about it and I have decided that I will indeed stay gold. Who am I?

3. Scarlett Johansson has an album called “Anywhere I lay my head” where she covers only my songs. Who am I?

4. I may have been called “The Hick from French Lick” but this hick won the NBA Championships in 1981, 1984, and 1986. Who am I?

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Answers:

1. Singer and judge on “The Sing Off,” Sara Bareilles is 33. [v]
2. Best known as “Ponyboy” in “The Outsiders,” C. Thomas Howell is 46. [v]
3. Raspy-voiced singer/songwriter, Tom Waits is 63. [v]
4. NBA star, Larry Bird is 56. [v]

What is…

black when you buy it,

red when you use it,

and gray when you throw it away?

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