
“Hi, I need a rental car, these deeds notarized, an insurance quote for my van with no back windows, and something that has a good plot, but still has lots of dirty and degrading stuff going on. Also, if it has Asians in it, that’s a plus.”
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“Just because WE used an unauthorized duplication doesn’t mean YOU can.”
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Duh, it’s a “Close relations between family members.”
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I can’t believe they left Optimus Prime out… He was the best part of the movie!!
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Well if you’re not going to include the buggy, you should really think about dropping the price.
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