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1. “Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.”

2. “While you were running your mouth, I was running to the bank … depositing a Trump check!”

3. “My first love is comedy or singing and dancing.”

4. “Singer, comedian, Academy Award winning actor, I’m a triple threat.”

5. “When my brother Harrold asked me to be the best man at his wedding, I was like of course man. You’ve always been ther for me, like when I was in rehab, and like the time I couldn’t find my car. Cause Harrold has always been the dependable one, and I’ve always been the screwed up one. Right dad? Why can’t you be more like your brother? Harrold would never beat up his landlord!”

6. “Circle gets the square!”

7. “My idea of fast food is a mallard.”

8. “I came up with a little formula. If you write songs about girls, you get more girls at a show. We write A LOT of songs about girls.”

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1. “Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.”-Christopher Plummer is 83.

2. “While you were running your mouth, I was running to the bank … depositing a Trump check!” -Nene Leakes is 45.

3. “Who put that ottoman in my way?” -Dick Van Dyke is 87.

4. “Singer, comedian, Academy Award winning actor, I’m a triple threat.” -Jamie Foxx is 45.

5. “When my brother Harrold asked me to be the best man at his wedding, I was like of course man. You’ve always been ther for me, like when I was in rehab, and like the time I couldn’t find my car. Cause Harrold has always been the dependable one, and I’ve always been the screwed up one. Right dad? Why can’t you be more like your brother? Harrold would never beat up his landlord!” -Steve Buscemi (quote from “The Wedding Singer”) is 55.

6. “Circle gets the square!” -John Davidson is 71.

7. “My idea of fast food is a mallard.” -Ted Nugent is 64.

8. “I came up with a little formula. If you write songs about girls, you get more girls at a show. We write A LOT of songs about girls.”  -Tom Delonge (Blink 182) is 37.

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