There’s probably a good reason this ride doesn’t exist.

It looks like some one had to much eggnog, in your drunken stupor you’ve managed to drop all the animal head drink stirs.

Good luck figuring out what color light switch turns on the bulb.   This birds nest of code violations isn’t going to be easy, I hope you brought your “A” game.

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The first is needed to make quotes you see,
And it often sticks up when it’s time for noon tea.

The second’s biggest distinction is found
Bearing the symbol of love that is bound.

The third should be biggest but that can depend,
Never standing alone or it may offend.

The fourth is oft used when making a selection
Or if you should need a gun for protection.

The fifth is the fattest and oddest by far,
And can sometimes be found in a wrestling war.

What are they?

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Answer!
The digits of the hand! (The order on the poem is pinky, ring finger, middle finger, index or pointer finger, and thumb)

The pinky hits the quotation mark key on the keyboard when typing, and people often raise their pinky off the cup when drinking tea. The ring finger bears a wedding band when married. The middle finger is an obscene gesture when standing alone. You point with the index finger to make a selection, or use it to pull the trigger on a gun. The thumb can be used for thumb wrestling.

Super delicious Pepsi Cola has had many flavor variations worldwide.

Which of the following is NOT a real Pepsi flavor?

1. Pepsi Holiday Spice
2. Pepsi Ice Cucumber
3. Pepsi Vanilla
4. Pepsi Peach
5. Salty Watermelon Pepsi
6. Pepsi Mojito

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Answer:

Trick question! All of them are real flavors of Pepsi Cola that have been sold in various countries around the world.

You can see the full list of Pepsi flavors here.

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I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate questions and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.

I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feet. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be.

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I am used to bring thoughts to life,

And I come in different colors.

I have a stone in my middle

And with my outside you could make a fiddle.

What am I?

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The answer:

A Pencil

Children, they adore me
for they find me jolly,
but I do not see them when the halls are decked with holly.

My job often leaves me frozen,
I am a man that all should know,
But I do not do business in times of sleet or ice or snow.

I travel much on business,
But no reindeer haul me around,
I do all my traveling firmly on the ground.

I love the time of Christmas,
But that’s not my vocational season,
And I assure that is because of a sound economic reason.
Who am I?

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The Ice Cream Man!