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I hope these two love birds are able to make a connection… They sound perfect for each other.

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Thanks Jon… We love you back!

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Stupid boyfriend, you are not Han Solo. As much as I pray that I will wake up to find that you have turned into Han Solo and fly me away from the hell hole… You are still not Han Solo.

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A prime example of suggestive selling by a bitter sales clerk.

Thanks to ZUPscriber Sara for sending this one to us!

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For the nerf herder who stole your heart.