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Status update: Why all these busted hoes wanna hate on me? These bottom of the barrel tricks is a mess I have my own Swag I don’t need you bitches worrying about me? Like wtf bitches is thirsty.

Comment of the year: Yes, hello there I would like to address a few points before I remove you from my friends list. First off I would like to address this “Why all these busted hoes wanna hate on me?” Well for one, you added those “busted hoes” to your friends list, you have all the power in the world to remove them but instead you complain to your nearly four thousand “friends” so you can get self fulfillment from all the likes and attention you receive, it is quite sad really. Today’s youth seems to have a need to succumb to degrading tactics to feel as if they are liked by an online community of very similar mindsets. Next I would like to point out “These bottom of the barrel tricks” I can only assume that you have this elitist attitude that will not only drive people away from having any kind of social interaction, but also stirs the controversy pot just enough to make enemies, why have enemies when you can have friends? I’ll let you soul search for that answer on your own time. Thirdly I would like to point out the us of the word “swag” I do commend you however, you only did use one G in the spelling of it, but that does not negate the point that it is a frowned upon word from most of the intelligent world. To be completely honest, you really don’t have to be an Einstein to figure that out. And lastly your grammar is downright atrocious, I feel like there should be some kind of moral compass telling you to use proper English and proper sentence structure, but clearly you lack that trait. Well my ranting has concluded but I can’t just leave you here without some kind of learning experience. So without further ado did you know that the ever so popular word “swag” is actually derived from the word “swagger” which was actually invented by William Shakespeare himself! If you do not know who that is, Google it. I really hope you did learn some things here tonight, and with that I bed you farewell forever, hopefully.

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If you haven’t heard this radio clip of one North Dakota woman’s solution to limiting deer crossing in high traffic areas, you need to. Not you should, or you might want to… you NEED to.

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Once again, grammar matters. Don’t be an idiot.

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For creative use of her baby as a laptop stand! Way to go, mom!

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And this chick does stupid flawlessly.

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