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Grandma Level: Badass

July 3, 2012

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I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on MN State Highway 210 at Mile Marker 197 just east of McGregor, MN. I asked for her driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards, I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see a Conceal Carry Permit. I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something—body language, or the way she said it— made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask, one more time, if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more. A .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what she was so afraid of. She looked me right in the eye and said, “Not a f—ing thing!”

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Grandma Logs In Remotely…

June 29, 2012

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What do Friendster, Myspace, LiveJournal and Grandma have in common?

They are all dead!

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An Unwelcome Booty Call…

June 26, 2012

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