So I know I was on a mission to post as many anti-Justin Bieber pictures as I could today in honor of his birthday. But then I realized that I’d actually have to sift through a whole bunch of Justin Bieber pictures – and God forbid, even accidentally listen to his “music.” I decided that I’m just not up for that challenge. I value my eyes and ears (and sanity) too much.

So I give up and instead, leave you with this compelling message from Ozzy Osbourne.