So you’ve been invited to an Ugly Sweater Party and you don’t own an ugly sweater? We can help! Here is Cup of Zup’s step by step guide to making an ugly sweater.

You can still find good chicken even if you are boycotting Chic Fil A.

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Welp, Time to go wash my eyes.

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My Uncle Karl butt dials me all the time only instead of hearing background noises all I hear is heavy breathing.

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“I was doing an image search for ‘Walking While Wearing A Backpack’ and this came up” – ZUPscriber Angela

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