Dear Cup of Zup,

While I was out getting groceries, I saw this guy. He was moving about 1 mph on that scooter so I can’t say I feel too safe with the line of defense against zombies.

I’m pretty sure we’re all screwed.

Jeff

[via wastetheday]

Cup of Zup has just received an exclusive photo of the assailant…

The chicken was committing murder… Murder most fowl!

Ahem… tap… tap… Is this thing on?

[zup original]