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Worst. Girlfriend. Ever.

December 27, 2012

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funny texts why can't you buy me mountain dew and doritos and video games and weed on my birthday like all the other reddit girlfriends because i'm not your girlfriend who is this? cup of zup

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Pros of Having a Beard

December 17, 2012

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Beard Positives[via I Waste So Much Time]

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Operation Big Bird

October 5, 2012

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Texts from Hillary: Big Bird[via Facebook]

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You’re Gorgeous

October 4, 2012

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funny texts hello gorgeous lady! how have you been? when on earth did you move to california? this is brian the male stripper from louisiana that danced for carmen's bachellorette party. pretty sure you have the wrong number compadre. i am most decidedly not a gorgeous lady. awww don't say that! allow me to expand on that i am a man wrong number cupofzup.com

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Head Cone Problems

October 2, 2012

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Texts from Dog: Head Cone

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No Spell Check, No.

September 24, 2012

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funny iphone autocorrect australia did you mean austraukua? cupofzup.com

Did you mean “austraukua?” Of course not.

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Tell Me A Joke

September 4, 2012

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Text from Dog: Tell Me A Joke[via Text from Dog]

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Batman And The Kool-Aid Man?

August 14, 2012

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funny midnight movie premiere the dark knight rises are you wearing a costume homemade kool aid guy costumes cupofzup.com

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You Might Want To Come Home

August 10, 2012

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funny text mom everything ok at home house fire you tell me cupofzup.com

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If Dogs Had Thumbs, They Could Text You!

July 25, 2012

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If Dogs Had Thumbs, They Could Text you!

“This cat is mean.  I’m gonna eat him, I swear I will…”

[via reddit]

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