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My Creepy Valentine
February 14, 2012
Posted by: Chimp
Make sure you write your full name on this… That will come in handy when I fill out the restraining order.
[via flickr]
Actual Conversations From The CupofZup Office
February 2, 2012
Posted by: Chimp
Chimp [2:56 PM]:
Did you like that picture I made for Ground hog’s Day?
Monkey [2:56 PM]:
Hi Chimp! Uh, yeah, but I think it’s “Groundhog Day,” not “Groundhog’s Day.”
Chimp [2:56 PM]:
No it’s not
Monkey [2:57 PM]:
According to Wikipedia, yeah, it is.
Chimp [2:57 PM]:
It’s like Mother’s Day… You don’t say Happy MOTHER day
it’s Mother’s
Monkey [2:57 PM]:
Maybe you should tell the Intertron that.
Chimp [2:58 PM]:
Wikipedia isn’t credible! How do I know YOU didn’t go on there and change it???
Monkey [2:58 PM]:
Fair point. But it’s still Groundhog Day.
Chimp [3:00 PM]:
Where is this ONE ground hog??
Monkey [3:00 PM]:
In Pennsylvania, apparently.
Chimp [3:00 PM]:
And didn’t you say you saw a DETROIT ground hog on the news today???
Is it the same guy??
Monkey [3:01 PM]:
That I did. But he’s a fake.
A wannabe groundhog, if you will.
Chimp [3:01 PM]:
Well Obviously.
Riding on the coat tails of the real guy
Monkey [3:02 PM]:
Right. THE groundhog lived in a palace underground in PA.
I hear it’s quite lavish.
He’s such a narcissist.
What was your point again?
Chimp [3:04 PM]:
Oh yea, he only get’s off his throne to come up once a year. He probably has mice carry him up to the ground level… what an ass.
My point?
Right…
It’s a day to celebrate ground hogs everywhere… not just the one with the fame.
A day for the underdog
or underHOG if you will
Monkey [3:05 PM]:
Who the hell wants to celebrate groundhogs everywhere?
There’s no Armadillo Day.
Or Elephant Day.
Or Norwegian Rat Day.
Chimp [3:06 PM]:
Armadillos had their chance!
Monkey [3:07 PM]:
They did? As far as I know, armadillos never had a chance.
Chimp [3:07 PM]:
Elephants gave up their holiday when they sold their likeness to Walt Disney. Those bitches made millions off Dumbo
Monkey [3:07 PM]:
Sell-outs.
Chimp [3:08 PM]:
So it’s agreed then
A day for ground hogs everywhere!!!
Monkey [3:08 PM]:
I’m not convinced.
Now you’re making multiple mistakes too, by the way. Ground hog is one word, not two.
Chimp [3:08 PM]:
Not true.
Monkey [3:09 PM]:
Why are they called groundhogs anyway? They’re not pigs, are they?
Chimp [3:09 PM]:
It’s a compound word…
Monkey [3:09 PM]:
What?
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Chimp [3:10 PM]:
Yea you know like a house on a farm becomes a Farm house ….compound word
Ground hogs are the pigs of the underworld
Monkey [3:10 PM]:
RIght – so it’s ONE word. Compound WORD, not words.
Chimp [3:11 PM]:
But you don’t say hey… look at that Farm House!
it’s a farmhouse
where the groundhogs live
and celebrate Feb 2nd as their day
with cake
and ice cream
and balloons
Monkey [3:12 PM]:
You’ve completely lost me. I’m distracted by the interwebs. Got a busy day playing on Facebook. Did you have a point?
Chimp [3:12 PM]:
Yes. GROUNDHOG’S Day
it’s their day
don’t take that away from them
Monkey [3:13 PM]:
False. But I’ll accept, as long as armadillos can have a day too.
And sloths.
Chimp [3:13 PM]:
Deal.
Sloths’ day!!
Monkey [3:14 PM]:
Hooray!
Happy Groundhog Day!!!
February 2, 2012
Posted by: Chimp
