Poor guy didn’t stand a chance…

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Oh… Dare Da Stor is.

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How do you keep a straight face when this guy introduces himself? If he had gone with “Dick” as a nickname instead of “Rick” it would’ve been in the running for best name ever.

This also reminds me of a joke:

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him.

“My name is Carmen,” she told him.

“That’s a beautiful name,” he replied, “Is it a family name?”

“No,” she replied. “I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most — Cars and Men.”

“What’s your name?” she asked.

With a smile he replied, “B.J. Titsngolf.”

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This is probably fake… Everyone knows ladies named Dixie only live in the South.

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Russia monitors Tiny Cox… Good to know.

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I’d feel real confident going here.

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