As a huge Scooby Doo fan, I always thought Phyllis Diller was the bee’s knees.

Or just stick to being lazy.

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Anyone else confused on how one can fall asleep swimming?

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A woman in China  went to the doctor because of an itch in her ear. Doctors determined that a strange itch on the side of her head turned out to be a spider burrowing through her ear canal.

In photos released by the hospital, the spider is seen deeply entrenched in the woman’s ear, requiring doctors to reportedly use a saline solution to flood the canal and flush it out to avoid it climbing deeper into her head or biting her.

According to the hospital, the flushing procedure was a success and the spider crawled out on its own.

They are unsure if the spider’s activities in the ear canal included egg laying.

EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!

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On a completely serious note, a member of the Cup of Zup extended family Jourdon Bobbish, along with friend Jacob Kudla, have been is missing since Sunday evening. Please take a moment to read and share the following information with others.

Read more here. Our heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to the Bobbish and Kudla families. We encourage you to read and repost.

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Oh shucks… Didn’t see that coming.

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Gee, what a surprise…

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WHAT!? That weathered old lady is only 26?! Now THAT is shocking.

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I didn’t hear him say “Bulging Discs” did you?

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