“Hi, I need a rental car, these deeds notarized, an insurance quote for my van with no back windows, and something that has a good plot, but still has lots of dirty and degrading stuff going on.  Also, if it has Asians in it, that’s a plus.”

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There are a lot of disturbing things about the article that accompanies this photo, but the scariest is the realization that this woman is only 2 years older than me.

[via the Daily Mail]

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[Via Uproxx]

The Right has some pretty awesome art too!  I tried to find a cool picture of Romney, but his head photoshopped onto the Fonz’s body was the best I could find.  That isn’t nearly as impressive of an artistic achievement as this Reagan portrait that I’m pretty certain was inspired by true events.

[via deviantart]

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Making presidents seem smart by comparison since 1789.

This well known villain might try to sneak in wearing a semi-life-like, but rubbery mask.

[Via EW and rightcelebrity]

Robert Blake decide to treat Piers Morgan to two tickets to the Gun Show.

[via CNN]

“Con:  My wife is divorcing me.”

“Pro:  Magic Mike comes out today!  Hmm… I don’t want to go alone.  I’ll call Travolta.”

[image via bleedingcool.com]